You can bite off your finger just as easily as you can bite a carrot, but you can't because your brain is like, "No, don't eat your finger, silly goose."
His name was Shakesbeard the famous pirate.
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“WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol”
I don’t get it! What is it? How do you see people on there?
Oh the conundrum!
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